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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2022

    The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2022.

    Meet Nevada County’s Renaissance Man: Skyy Wolford from Radiation to Cosmic Real Estate

    In Nevada County, Skyy Wolford, the quintessential renaissance man, makes headlines again, weaving tales of time warps, Martian real estate, and elusive whales, leaving locals bemused and skeptics scratching their heads. His latest escapades challenge the mundane, blurring lines between fact and fiction with a mischievous wink.

    Self-Driving Car Totaled After Bigfoot Encounter Near North San Juan

    When the Highway Patrol arrived on the scene, they found a mess of twisted metal and a little bit of hair.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Roseville Launches ‘Don’t Nevada County Roseville’ Campaign

    Misty Smith is Chairman for the 380+ member strong "Don't Nevada County Roseville" Citizen's Commission. which is a collection of local, pro-growth developers and property owners
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    Nevada City and Sedona Vying for Earth’s #1 Spiritual Vortex

    Other cities and regions, such as Arcata, CA, and the entire Hawaiian Island of Kauai, are also vying for this coveted #1 spot. Fresno, CA, unfortunately, did not make a list.

    Government’s Project Blue Beam ‘Cat’ Spotted Over Nevada City

    Several readers have contacted the Broad Street Beacon with reports of a mysterious beam of light emanating from the sky above Nevada City, CA.

    5G Tower Kills Local Man

    Local resident Joe Aguinaldo was killed by a cell tower while driving home from Nevada Club where he was nearly arrested for fighting a clown.

    Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal

    A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.

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