Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers

Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting

A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.
A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

Area Guinea Pig Unimpressed With Leftover Short Rib

A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir were removed from an area Ross Dress for Less after Mr. Sartre refused to extinguish his cigarette.

Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking

French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.

Is Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen U2’s The Edge?

What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.
An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.

Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner

An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.
The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.

The State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary

The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary located in Siskiyou County.

Locals: Who Do I Have to Blow to Get A Meal Delivered in this...

I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I'd even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn't have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn't have to talk to people to eat.

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Brenda "Dusty" Woods of Nevada City, CA said her utility smart meter gives her vivid dreams.

Utility Smart Meter Provides Area Woman with Vivid Dreams

Although many people complain about the effects of electromagnetic radiation, one area woman says they're helping her get a good night's sleep.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2021

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2021.
A Grass Valley, CA accidentally captured a strange phenomena Just outside of Sierra City, CA.

Mysterious Flying Girl Caught on Video in Sierra County

A Grass Valley, CA accidentally captured a strange phenomena Just outside of Sierra City, CA.

National Hotel’s 5G-Shielded Suite Booked Through 2024

Nevada City's iconic National Exchange Hotel is getting some alternative upgrades.

Humpty Dumpty In Hospital ICU After Infecting Thousands

The popular nursery rhyme character and restaurateur Humpty Dumpty is in critical condition at a local hospital.

Grass Valley Approves 5G Tower at Roundabout

The controversial 5G tower is set for launch sometime this spring.