Shroud of Turin to be Displayed in Nevada City
The Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man that some Christians believe to be the burial shroud of Jesus of Nazareth, is going to be displayed at the Nevada City Chamber of Commerce starting in January 2019.
Del Oro Mural Replaced with Directions to McDonald’s
Controversy erupted this week with the Grass Valley city council voted to replace the Del Oro Theater mural with directions to McDonald's.
Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
Grass Valley Police Pursue Driver With Oversized Korn Sticker
The assailant Adrian Dyer's car in impound. The car was a hand-me-down from his Grandfather.
Nevada City Man Still Sucks at Sitar
Poor playing hasn't kept David "Davi" Simmons from his favorite instrument. Seen here at his usual place on Commercial Street.
Area Woman to Replace Dull Scissors But “Might Keep Them Around”
Nancy Woods said she'll keep her old scissors "just in case."
Charter School Students Stuck in Tulsa, OK Following Awful Chartered Flight Pun
"Dad said this was a real shithole place. Can I say that? Anyhow, I really like it here." said YRCS 8th grader Essence Dominics.
State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary
The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary located in Siskiyou County.
Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing
Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.