Feng Shui Consultant Screws Up Hospital Emergency Room
Good-intentioned Feng Shui consultants have created havoc in an area hospital.
Nevada City Man Claims He’s Rightful King of England
Nevada City’s Michael Fair Davies claims he’s the rightful King of England.
Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner
An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.
Del Oro Mural Replaced with Directions to McDonald’s
Controversy erupted this week with the Grass Valley city council voted to replace the Del Oro Theater mural with directions to McDonald's.
Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers
Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.
Lake of the Pines Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font
In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.
Zuckerberg to Teach Nevada County How To Use the Internet
Facebook mogul Mark Zuckerberg has pulled together a task force to, in his words, "show those idiots how to use the internet."
Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses
The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.