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    Area Realtor Says Now is a Good Time To Buy Or Sell Your Home

    Serena Hatchly is there for you when you need her. And now is a good time.

    Grass Valley Teen Gets Pregnant at Teen Pool Party, Parents Sue

    Parents are suing after teen becomes pregnant in local backyard pool.

    The High School Project That Accidentally Powered Nevada City

    Students at the Sierra Academy of Expeditionary Learning in Nevada City built a 100 foot Tesla tower as a part of a special project.

    Nevada City Electrocutes Elephant to Demonstrate the Dangers of 5G

    A stunt to prove the dangers of 5G wireless technology is drawing criticism.

    Area Schmuck Who “Didn’t Vote for Trump” Coincidentally Supported All of His Policies

    When asked if being a victim makes him the real oppressor, he grew annoyed.

    Area Jerk Calls ‘Em Like He Sees ‘Em

    Lake Wildwood conservative activist Brock Whalen has made a career out of straight talk.

    Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dick Ways For A New Dickhead Life With Jesus

    In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-LiftPro Shake program.

    Area Grandpa Requests His Dead COVID Body Be Dumped on Mill Street

    An elderly man stricken with the coronavirus has requested that his dead body be dumped in front of Mill Street businesses that insist on staying open during the pandemic.

    PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims

    Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.

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