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    Yes, There is Additional Stock In the Back You Can’t Have, Claims Retail Employee

    An area auto parts retail employee has exposed what is now being called the "Great Retail Warehouse Conspiracy."

    Nevada City to Host Nation’s First Chickenpox Party

    Organizers hope to both infect as many children as possible during the one day event and raise awareness to the dangers of vaccinations.

    Briar Patch’s Payphone is a Brilliant Marketing Decision: Here’s Why

    So you're one of those people who still look for a public payphone. Well good for you. But wait, there's more. As a local, you may not be aware that the Briar Patch COOP has a public payphone. And here's why it's a great marketing move.

    Rocklin, CA Braces for Black Lives Matter/ANTIFA Protests

    Although the small and affluent city of Rocklin, CA never had to deal with civic strife, city leaders have drafted a plan in the event that a Portland-style uprising invades its borders.

    Gay Man Finds Nevada City’s Fashion Scene “Beyond Appalling”

    Not Nearly Enough Man Buns, He Claims

    Local Creamery Discontinuing Popular Butter-by-Mail Service

    Nevada City's Better Butter Creamery will discontinue its popular butter-by-mail service.

    Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas

    Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that she was finally going to document what she is now calling "They Called Me A Dumbass".

    Lunatic Fish Causes Countywide Lockdown

    Deftly toggling between 3G and 5G, the fish, described as red by many, has been able to avoid detection and positive identification by law enforcement.

    Area Constitutional Scholar Now a Virus Expert

    He's a data scientist, an economist, now a virologist! And a massive racist.

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