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    Gavin Newsom Promises to Move Governor’s Mansion into LA Fire Hydrant

    Gavin Newsom promises to live in an LA fire hydrant to quell wildfire outrage, Trump blames wine, and critics demand Hydro Flasks. California’s water wars reach peak absurdity.

    RFK Jr.’s War on Chips and Salsa: Why It Matters, by Loretta Splitair

    RFK Jr. targets pre-meal chips and salsa in his latest crusade, sparking outrage in Grass Valley. Loretta Splitair hilariously skewers the absurdity while unpacking the broader chaos behind this tortilla-based controversy.

    The Broad Street Beacon Announces Closure, Blames Obamacare, Bigfoot, and Biden’s Latest Haircut

    Despite receiving $3 million in PPP funds, The Broad Street Beacon is closing its doors, citing everyone’s favorite boogeymen: Obamacare, Bigfoot’s mysterious departure from the area, and, naturally, Joe Biden. Throw in a rogue CO2 canister and some colorful local conspiracy theories, and you've got Nevada County’s most ridiculous business closure yet. Don’t worry, locals are here to explain everything—whether it makes sense or not!

    LEAKED: Laura Loomer Plans to Announce Run for Nevada City Mayor at GOP Dinner, Proposes Moat and Kombucha Crackdown

    Just when you thought Nevada City politics couldn’t get any stranger, leaked excerpts from Laura Loomer’s upcoming speech reveal she’s running for mayor—and her platform includes banning kombucha, building a moat around City Hall, and declaring Nevada City an independent MAGA kingdom. Because, of course. Tune in tomorrow as Loomer makes the official announcement at the Nevada County Republican dinner. #OnlyInNevadaCity #LoomerForMayor?

    Nevada City Council Bans ‘Public Nuisances’ Like Childhood, Fresh Air, and Old Lawn Chairs

    Nevada City’s proposed nuisance law aims to ban anything remotely fun or quirky, from visible clotheslines to unregistered RVs. Critics say it’s a suburban HOA nightmare, stripping the town of its charm. Supporters call it a “necessary step” for property values, while local police just wish they didn’t have to inspect your lawn chairs.

    KNCO Blames Homeless for Mysterious Disappearance of Ducks, Cats, and Bigfoot Jerky

    KNCO spent an entire day accusing Nevada County's homeless of eating ducks, cats, and even poaching Bigfoot for jerky. As if the claims weren't bizarre enough, local cryptid enthusiast Dale Hawkins was dragged into the chaos. With no retraction in sight, KNCO continues its fearmongering, favoring wild conspiracy over responsible journalism.

    KVMR To Run 24-72 Hours Of Continuous Lawrence Welk

    KVMR hopes to offset what is perceived as a liberal-dominated format with Lawrence Welk marathons.

    Area Racist Claims He’s Been Canceled by ‘Woke Mafia’

    Jerry Caustic, a local Nazi sympathizer, is claiming that he's being silenced by the "woke mafia" who want to cancel anyone who doesn't agree with their liberal agenda. However, his claims are not based on any reality, and many are pointing out that they are simply fabricated concerns from fringe media outlets. It's time to confront and condemn hate speech and Nazi ideology in all forms.

    PG&E Tells Penn Valley Customers “At Least We Didn’t Murder You”

    For weeks the residents of Rough and Ready and Penn Valley have suffered through random power outages during triple digital heat waves with no explanations from PG&E.

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