Feds Bust Local Dolphin Masturbation Ring
A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.
Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter
During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
Yubanet.com Sues Tubanet.com For Unspecified Damages
After several cease and desist attempts, the local publication felt it had no other recourse but to sue.
Area Medicare Recipient Tired of Your ‘Socialist Bullshit’
A retired local baby boomer doesn't have any patience for your socialism.
Board of Supervisors Approve Clear-cutting of Entire County
In an effort to prevent a catastrophic fire incident, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors voted to clear-cut every tree in the county.
California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese
Governor Gavin Newsom is considering what many are calling "the sale of the century."
Hatred of the Government Drives Rep. LaMalfa To Seek 5th Congressional Term
Rep. Doug LaMalfa (R-CA District 1) is seeking re-election to prove government doesn't work.
Area Man Proclaims Autonomous State Inside Carl’s Jr.
Nevada City resident Charles Jones in his short-lived Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" inside a Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr.