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Nevada City’s proposed nuisance law aims to ban anything remotely fun or quirky, from visible clotheslines to unregistered RVs. Critics say it’s a suburban HOA nightmare, stripping the town of its charm. Supporters call it a “necessary step” for property values, while local police just wish they didn’t have to inspect your lawn chairs.

KNCO spent an entire day accusing Nevada County's homeless of eating ducks, cats, and even poaching Bigfoot for jerky. As if the claims weren't bizarre enough, local cryptid enthusiast Dale Hawkins was dragged into the chaos. With no retraction in sight, KNCO continues its fearmongering, favoring wild conspiracy over responsible journalism.

As gun violence infiltrates every corner of American life, remote workers in Nevada City are now required to undergo active shooter training from home. Zoom has introduced virtual drills to ensure employees can protect themselves during meetings. This new safety protocol emphasizes the absurdity of preparing for gunfire while managing emails from a home office.

Nevada City's Greg Thompson has become infamous for his relentless hatred of mayonnaise, ensuring that no social event passes without his passionate critique of the condiment. From its “gloopy” texture to his conspiracy theory about “Big Mayo,” Greg’s anti-mayo rants have become legend. Friends and neighbors, while tolerant, have heard it all before—and will likely hear it all again.

Brock Whalen, a Penn Valley man and vocal Trump supporter, is suing Brazil for violating his First Amendment rights after the country blocked Elon Musk's X platform. Whalen, known for his 'interesting' views of personal freedom, insists the U.S. Constitution applies globally. With a history of quirky legal battles, Whalen’s latest stunt has the small town buzzing as Brazil remains blissfully unaware.

Eddie Vedder and Stevie Nicks’ new single, “Mumbles in the Mist,” from their album Soul Reverberations, is a masterclass in incomprehensibility. With lyrics that sound like they were cobbled together from a drunk séance and music that’s as murky as the lyrics, fans are left scratching their heads—or just plain giving up on deciphering the nonsense.

A Nevada City cat named Mittens has lost 10 pounds on Pet Ozempic, a new trend that’s diverting the diabetes drug from humans to pets. As local pet owners embrace this weight-loss craze, diabetics in the community face medication shortages, raising ethical concerns about prioritizing pet wellness over human health in Nevada County.

Herman M. Dean, a Nevada City gardener, harvested a $9.37 tomato after spending $750 and four months on his garden. Despite setbacks, including deer attacks, Dean's efforts highlight the high cost of local, organic gardening. While advocates praise the quality of homegrown produce, critics question its sustainability. Dean remains optimistic about reducing costs in future seasons

Tired of waiting in endless CVS pharmacy lines? This satirical guide introduces the "Explosive Diarrhea Deception," a cheeky method to leapfrog the queue by feigning a bathroom emergency. With tips on the right acting techniques and ethical considerations, this article humorously explores the fine line between clever tactics and social responsibility—perfect for when patience runs thin and prescriptions can’t wait.