Burglar Steals Bookstore Bookshelves, Leaves Books
Area area burglar stole two bookshelves from a local bookstore, but left the books.
How Your WiFi Is Poisoning Your Armageddon Supplies
A new 2-year study suggests that WiFi and cell phone radiation will damage your long-term Armageddon food supplies.
Area Woman Not Sure Why She’s in the Starbucks Drive-Thru
Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.
ISIS Targets Area Man’s 1989 Buick LeSabre
An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.
North San Juan Cancels 2023 Cannabis Cup
North San Juan (NSJ), CA -- In a surprising move, the North San Juan community has canceled its famed NSJ Cannabis Cup judging for...
Area Man Recounts His Long Relationship with Secret Psychedelic Casino Chimp
An long-time area man took time out of his busy day to describe his decades-long realtionship with his Psychedelic Secret Casino Chimp.
National Hotel’s 5G-Shielded Suite Booked Through 2024
Nevada City's iconic National Exchange Hotel is getting some alternative upgrades.
BriarPatch Terminates Cat Yoga Sessions After Complaints from Dog Owners
After receiving numerous threats from dogs owners, a local CO-OP has shut down all cat yoga sessions.
Bernie Sanders Calls for Eco-Friendly Chemtrail Reform
Bernie Sanders wants to do Chemtrail reform the right way.