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    The Broad Street Beacon Announces Closure, Blames Obamacare, Bigfoot, and Biden’s Latest Haircut

    Despite receiving $3 million in PPP funds, The Broad Street Beacon is closing its doors, citing everyone’s favorite boogeymen: Obamacare, Bigfoot’s mysterious departure from the area, and, naturally, Joe Biden. Throw in a rogue CO2 canister and some colorful local conspiracy theories, and you've got Nevada County’s most ridiculous business closure yet. Don’t worry, locals are here to explain everything—whether it makes sense or not!

    LEAKED: Laura Loomer Plans to Announce Run for Nevada City Mayor at GOP Dinner, Proposes Moat and Kombucha Crackdown

    Just when you thought Nevada City politics couldn’t get any stranger, leaked excerpts from Laura Loomer’s upcoming speech reveal she’s running for mayor—and her platform includes banning kombucha, building a moat around City Hall, and declaring Nevada City an independent MAGA kingdom. Because, of course. Tune in tomorrow as Loomer makes the official announcement at the Nevada County Republican dinner. #OnlyInNevadaCity #LoomerForMayor?

    Bigfoot Sheds Pounds on Ozempic, Locals Claim Sightings Up 200%

    In Grass Valley, Bigfoot has reportedly slimmed down thanks to the diabetes drug Ozempic, sparking a wave of sightings and speculation. Locals suggest the creature's newfound confidence may be behind its increased visibility. Meanwhile, pharmacies struggle to keep up with demand as humans and cryptids alike clamor for the weight-loss effects, leaving actual diabetics in a bind.

    Mysterious Light Beam Photographed Over Nevada City, CA

    A picture of the mysterious light beam taken by Toby "Doob" Carnevale of Nevada City.

    Area Cryptozoologist Disappointed to Learn that Local Bigfoot Really Just a Werewolf

    A critter cam caught what area amateur cryptozoologist Keith Bradenshauer claims is a werewolf.

    Self-Driving Car Totaled After Bigfoot Encounter Near North San Juan

    When the Highway Patrol arrived on the scene, they found a mess of twisted metal and a little bit of hair.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Portola’s Furry Love Affair: Bigfoot, Bob, and the Guru Next Door

    In Portola, CA, an unusual love story unfolds between a local man, Bob, and Bigfoot, amidst the backdrop of Guru O'shnish's mystical cult. This heartwarming tale showcases the power of love and unity in a community facing unique challenges.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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