Easter Egg Dash Prepares Kids for Reality TV, say A&E Producers
What better way to prepare children for the rigors of consumerism, than an Easter Egg hunt?
Disney-Style Narration Fails to Rouse Lazy Teenagers for School
Grass Valley's Craig Thomas spent almost 15 minutes using flowery language and speaking in a deep and affected voice to rouse his teens.
Area Postal Workers Having Second Thoughts About This “Rain/Sleet/Snow” Thing
Local Post Office workers seem to be reconsidering their core motto.
How to Fix San Francisco’s Homeless Problem by Watching Fox News
San Francisco, CA - In a ground-breaking new approach to urban policymaking, researchers have found that the key to solving San Francisco's homelessness problem...
Area Homeless Publishing Pictures of Safeway Shoppers
The local homeless population is fighting back against hatred.
Hatred of the Government Drives Rep. LaMalfa To Seek 5th Congressional Term
Rep. Doug LaMalfa (R-CA District 1) is seeking re-election to prove government doesn't work.
Deep State Infiltrator Sabotaging Local Anti-Homeless Group
A local anti-homeless group has gained international attention, and not the good kind of attention.
Voltaire Thinks You’re an Indefensible Bigot and Racist
Voltaire, the famous Enlightenment philosopher and champion of free speech, is often quoted as saying, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." But what did Voltaire mean by this? Did he truly believe that all speech should be protected, even if it is hateful or discriminatory? In this article, we will explore Voltaire's views on free speech and tolerance and examine whether or not he would defend the right of bigots and racists to express their views.
Area Constitutional Scholar Now a Virus Expert
He's a data scientist, an economist, now a virologist! And a massive racist.