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    Iowa Man Vows to Boycott Del Oro Theatre After Reading Elon Musk’s Tweet

    After Elon Musk tweeted about the Del Oro Theatre’s decision to cancel Matt Walsh’s controversial film, an Iowa man, Eric Steinberg, vowed to boycott the theater—despite never having visited or lived near Grass Valley. His one-man protest, driven by Musk’s outrage, is both comical and telling of how social media outrage spirals out of control.

    Protests Break Out Over Del Oro Theater’s Refusal to Show Controversial Film

    Protests erupt as the Del Oro Theater in Grass Valley refuses to screen Matt Walsh’s controversial film Am I Racist, prompting outrage from Walsh and Elon Musk. While the right-wing duo cries “censorship,” local activists applaud the decision, steering the community clear of divisive rhetoric. In the end, the Del Oro stands firm, prioritizing unity over outrage.

    Nevada City Council Bans ‘Public Nuisances’ Like Childhood, Fresh Air, and Old Lawn Chairs

    Nevada City’s proposed nuisance law aims to ban anything remotely fun or quirky, from visible clotheslines to unregistered RVs. Critics say it’s a suburban HOA nightmare, stripping the town of its charm. Supporters call it a “necessary step” for property values, while local police just wish they didn’t have to inspect your lawn chairs.

    KNCO Blames Homeless for Mysterious Disappearance of Ducks, Cats, and Bigfoot Jerky

    KNCO spent an entire day accusing Nevada County's homeless of eating ducks, cats, and even poaching Bigfoot for jerky. As if the claims weren't bizarre enough, local cryptid enthusiast Dale Hawkins was dragged into the chaos. With no retraction in sight, KNCO continues its fearmongering, favoring wild conspiracy over responsible journalism.

    Zoom Introduces Remote Workers Active Shooter Drills, Because Even Your Home Office Isn’t Safe

    As gun violence infiltrates every corner of American life, remote workers in Nevada City are now required to undergo active shooter training from home. Zoom has introduced virtual drills to ensure employees can protect themselves during meetings. This new safety protocol emphasizes the absurdity of preparing for gunfire while managing emails from a home office.

    PG&E Tells Penn Valley Customers “At Least We Didn’t Murder You”

    For weeks the residents of Rough and Ready and Penn Valley have suffered through random power outages during triple digital heat waves with no explanations from PG&E.

    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Local Cancer Patient Opts for OnlyFans to Cover Medical Bills

    Sadie, battling illness and feeling unwell, attempts to set up an OnlyFans webcam from her bed. Her story highlights the growing pressure and financial strain faced by many trying to navigate new income streams in difficult times. Despite her physical and emotional challenges, Sadie’s determination to succeed in this demanding digital landscape reflects the broader struggles of those pursuing alternative careers online.

    Hatred of the Government Drives Rep. LaMalfa To Seek 5th Congressional Term

    Rep. Doug LaMalfa (R-CA District 1) is seeking re-election to prove government doesn't work.

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