Local Patriots Search Arriving Buses For ‘Homeless Transplants’
A local group of self-proclaimed "patriots" have a solution for the area's homeless problem.
BriarPatch Employees Enjoy Shopping at Grocery Outlet
Grocery Outlet Bargain Market in Grass Valley, CA where most BriarPatch Co-op employees can afford to shop.
How to Fix San Francisco’s Homeless Problem by Watching Fox News
San Francisco, CA - In a ground-breaking new approach to urban policymaking, researchers have found that the key to solving San Francisco's homelessness problem...
PG&E Tells Penn Valley Customers “At Least We Didn’t Murder You”
For weeks the residents of Rough and Ready and Penn Valley have suffered through random power outages during triple digital heat waves with no explanations from PG&E.
Humpty Dumpty to Offer “I’ll Just Have a Bite of His” Menu Section
The new menu section contains a variety of options for the non-eating eater.
Local Church Holding “How To Talk to Grandpa About His Racism” Seminars
A local church is working to reduce racism in the grandpa generation.
Combo “Target Joe’s” to Replace Grass Valley Kmart
As usual with Nevada County, the community is both excited and angry about the new shopping opportunities for the same reasons.
Area Postal Workers Having Second Thoughts About This “Rain/Sleet/Snow” Thing
Local Post Office workers seem to be reconsidering their core motto.
Cement Hill Retiree Thinks We Should Give Fascism a Try
“We’ve never given it a chance here. How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it before?”