Gov. DeSantis’ Drag Queen School Guard Frenzy: Florida’s Most Outrageous Solution to School Shootings Yet
In a shocking twist, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis proposes deploying drag queens to prevent school shootings. This controversial plan, dubbed "Drag Queens for School Safety," has drawn backlash from both the LGBTQ+ community and the general public.
Ted Nugent Unveils Bow and Arrow School Defense Scheme at Trump Rally
Aging rocker Ted Nugent pledged to defend schools with a bow and arrows at a recent Trump rally, inspiring the satirical film, "The Hunger Games: Old Man Yells at Bullets." Despite widespread ridicule, Nugent remains steadfast in his belief that his archery skills are the ultimate deterrent for would-be attackers.
Del Oro Theater’s Cheeky New Deal: Bare Your Derriere, See a Free Movie
Grass Valley's iconic Del Oro Theater introduces "Tushy Tuesdays," where moviegoers can gain free admission by baring their buttholes at the ticket booth. This daring deal, limited to one admission per family, promises a cheeky experience with the theater ensuring discretion and privacy through a specially-designed "Butthole Booth."
Frank Zappa’s Ghost Confesses: “I Control Reality, and I’m Just Getting Started!”
Legendary rock musician Frank Zappa has apparently taken control of our reality from beyond the grave. In a bizarre and exclusive interview with the late artist, Zappa reveals that he is responsible for the chaos in today's world, including climate change, shifting geopolitical power structures, and even the popularity of fast-food chain Chick-fil-A.
“Woke” Bank to Continue Discriminatory Mortgage Plans: Red-Lined Loans with a Smile
The Iniquitous Bank of Omaha's "Woke Mortgage Initiative" is not only a masterclass in irony but also a lightning rod for division in an already polarized political landscape. As the bank brazenly red-lines African-American neighborhoods, conservatives see an opportunity to exploit the "woke" issue, rallying white suburban and working-class voters against progressive values.
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Jehovah’s Witnesses Know You’re Home Right Now
The current shelter-in-place orders are a "target-rich" environment for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Roseville Launches ‘Don’t Nevada County Roseville’ Campaign
Misty Smith is Chairman for the 380+ member strong "Don't Nevada County Roseville" Citizen's Commission. which is a collection of local, pro-growth developers and property owners
Burglar Steals Bookstore Bookshelves, Leaves Books
Area area burglar stole two bookshelves from a local bookstore, but left the books.
Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner
An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.
Unvaccinated Woman Drowns in Scotts Flat Lake
A 33-year-old woman is suspected of drowning after refusing vaccination.
Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA
The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first-ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this August. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until the 18th.
Shocking Video: Car Disappears Into Portal
A minivan enters the frame, it disappears into a ball of light.
Jesus Spotted In Western Nevada County Clouds
Jesus Christ appeared this past week in the clouds over Nevada County prompting some to celebrate and some to proclaim, "oh shit."
Defense Department Testing Fluoride Chemtrails In Nevada County
The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems over Nevada County.