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    Concord Pavilion Gigantic Public Pool Conversion Stirs Controversy

    Concord city officials have unveiled a plan to convert the iconic Concord Pavilion into a sprawling public pool and water park, sparking outrage from residents and environmentalists. Amidst the backlash, conspiracy theories suggest Bill Graham Productions' secret involvement. Officials assure the pool can be drained for upcoming concerts.

    Local Man Shows How to Love Humanity by Taking His Shoes Off During a Long Flight

    In a move only he could deem loving, North San Juan's Skyy Wolford removed his shoes and socks on a long flight, unleashing a powerful stench. Passengers and flight attendants alike struggled to endure his "natural" gesture as he propped his dirty feet on the seat in front of him.

    New California Law Requires Public Restrooms Doors to Automatically Open After Five Minutes

    In a move that could only unfold in California, the state has mandated public restrooms to automatically open doors after five minutes of use. This law, part of the Public Restroom Efficiency and Anti-Congestion Act (PREACA), aims to enhance accessibility and reduce wait times. Critics argue it's an overreach that embarrasses users and disproportionately affects the homeless. Governor Newsom hailed it as a step towards greater public convenience.

    Nevada City Residents Blame Chemtrails for Climbing Insurance Rates

    In Nevada City, local conspiracy theorist Tom Edwards claims soaring insurance rates are due to chemtrails, presenting his "evidence" — a Mason jar half-filled with toenail clippings.

    Nevada City Experimenting with Man Bun Tax

    Nevada City will be the first in the nation to experiment with a "man bun tax."

    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

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    Tiger Woods Threatens to Sue Grass Valley Over Mural

    Grass Valley, CA -- What was designed to be a local tribute to our community's appreciation for American heroes and tolerance for racial diversity...

    10 Wacky and Wild Ways to Make the Most of Your Nevada County Snow

    Why let snow ruin your day when you can turn it into a party? Dive into our list of 10 wild and wacky ways to make the most of excessive snowfall, from creating a frozen fashion runway to crafting snow-sicles for a unique treat. These impractical yet hilarious ideas are guaranteed to make your winter season unforgettable. So, grab your snow boots and join us on this frosty journey that will leave you laughing and shivering in equal measure

    “Reopen” Protests Prompt Mothman Appearance

    Some say the mythical Mothman appeared to warn about the dangers of reopening the economy too soon in light of the recent novel coronavirus pandemic.

    Guru O’shnish’s Oregonian Cult Buys Portola, CA for $54 Million: Multiple Wives and a Love for Dollar General

    Portola, CA, was purchased by Guru O'shnish and his mystical quasi-Hindu-Indian cult from Oregon for $54 million, leaving each town member with above-market value for their properties. However, the decision to close the beloved Squeeze Burger inside the 7-Eleven on Sierra Avenue has left residents outraged. Meanwhile, nearby Graeagle is constructing a Trump-style wall to keep the cult out, while Quincy citizens simmer with jealousy and resentment over their town being deemed "too smokey and garish" by the cult.

    Area Cryptozoologist Disappointed to Learn that Local Bigfoot Really Just a Werewolf

    A critter cam caught what area amateur cryptozoologist Keith Bradenshauer claims is a werewolf.
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    Defense Department Testing Fluoride Chemtrails In Nevada County

    The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems over Nevada County.

    Local Man Shows How to Love Humanity by Taking His Shoes Off During a Long Flight

    In a move only he could deem loving, North San Juan's Skyy Wolford removed his shoes and socks on a long flight, unleashing a powerful stench. Passengers and flight attendants alike struggled to endure his "natural" gesture as he propped his dirty feet on the seat in front of him.

    Meet Nevada County’s Renaissance Man: Skyy Wolford from Radiation to Cosmic Real Estate

    In Nevada County, Skyy Wolford, the quintessential renaissance man, makes headlines again, weaving tales of time warps, Martian real estate, and elusive whales, leaving locals bemused and skeptics scratching their heads. His latest escapades challenge the mundane, blurring lines between fact and fiction with a mischievous wink.

    Area Cryptozoologist Disappointed to Learn that Local Bigfoot Really Just a Werewolf

    A critter cam caught what area amateur cryptozoologist Keith Bradenshauer claims is a werewolf.

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