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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2021

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2021.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

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Janet Williams of Cedar Ridge loves the wide selection of knick-knacks at Ross.

Cedar Ridge Woman Regretting Impulse Purchases At Ross

Cedar Ridge power shopper Janet Williams has regrets about her recent trip to the Auburn, CA Ross Dress for Less store over the weekend. What started out as a whimsical "let's just see what they have in stock today" trip to the popular discount clothes and home furnishing store turned into a shopping odyssey as Ms. Williams filled up her Toyota Camry with over $250.00 of crap.

Dixon Voted NorCal’s #1 Place To Take a Dump

Dixon has always been a traveler's favorite place to relieve themselves.

The Cast of “A Chorus Line” Briefly Stops Traffic on Highway 49

Officer Justin Olberham of the CHP trying to figure out how to stop the cast.
Brenda "Dusty" Woods of Nevada City, CA said her utility smart meter gives her vivid dreams.

Utility Smart Meter Provides Area Woman with Vivid Dreams

Although many people complain about the effects of electromagnetic radiation, one area woman says they're helping her get a good night's sleep.