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    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

    Meet Nevada County’s Renaissance Man: Skyy Wolford from Radiation to Cosmic Real Estate

    In Nevada County, Skyy Wolford, the quintessential renaissance man, makes headlines again, weaving tales of time warps, Martian real estate, and elusive whales, leaving locals bemused and skeptics scratching their heads. His latest escapades challenge the mundane, blurring lines between fact and fiction with a mischievous wink.

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    Lake Wildwood Struggling to Enforce Christmas Light Ban

    The notoriously restrictive Penn Valley gated community is having trouble with Christmas light violators.

    Trump Mistakenly Boycotts Panera Bread Over Target’s Babylon Bee Ban

    Former President Donald Trump, reacting to Target's ban of the Babylon Bee from its shelves, mistakenly called for a nationwide boycott of Panera Bread during a rally in Knoxville, Tennessee. This misstep has injected an additional layer of absurdity into an already unusual situation, leading to a blend of confusion and humor across the country.

    Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely Suspect

    Abu, known ironically as “Killer” by his owners, went on a murderous rampage this week.

    Local Amateur Astronomer Spots Giant Black Cube Near Moon

    Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted an enormous "Black Cube" near the moon.

    Feds Bust Local Dolphin Masturbation Ring

    A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.
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    Shocking Video: Car Disappears Into Portal

    A minivan enters the frame, it disappears into a ball of light.

    Bigfoot Turd Discovered at Alta Sierra Golf Course

    Keith Bradenshauer, self-renowned Alta Sierra cryptozoologist, and his kids made a 'massive' find on the golf course's 7th hole: a supposed Bigfoot turd! Excitement surged, while skeptics rolled their eyes. As the specimen headed for lab testing, residents awaited the results: genuine Bigfoot evidence or another misadventure from Keith's colorful history of local 'discoveries'?

    CalTech Scientist: We Exist in North San Juan Man’s Dream

    Caltech Astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich believes we exist in a North San Juan, CA man’s dream.

    Nevada City Residents Trying To Locate Mysterious Source of Muslim Call For Prayer

    Area officials claim they can't locate the noise, which has been repeatedly reported by as many as 10 people.

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