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    Area Constitutional Scholar Now a Virus Expert

    He's a data scientist, an economist, now a virologist! And a massive racist.

    Shocking Discovery Reveals the Wright Brothers Were NOT First in Flight:

    New evidence suggests that Lyman Gilmore, an aviation pioneer from Grass Valley, California, may have achieved the first human flight in an airplane on May 15, 1902, over a year before the Wright Brothers' historic 1903 flight. A recently discovered photograph has reignited interest in Gilmore's story, potentially rewriting aviation history. While skeptics question the photo's validity, this revelation could shift public perception of who truly conquered the skies first.

    Cell Phone Tower Doubles in Size Following Record Rains

    The controversial cell phone tower with was erected in Grass Valley's Brunswick Basin has grown by over 70 feet following a record-setting year for rainfall.

    Nevada City Woman Smudges Home

    A "spiritually-oriented" Nevada City woman has "smudged" her new home with sage to remove all its bad energy.

    Area Realtor Says Now is a Good Time To Buy Or Sell Your Home

    Serena Hatchly is there for you when you need her. And now is a good time.

    Nevada City Decriminalizes Public Nudity

    Nevada City, CA -- After years of government lobbying by activist groups, Nevada City announced this week that it will become the nation's first...

    Area Fetishist Accidentally Buys Giant Black Clock

    Lake of the Pines resident Jared Beggar announced to his 500 Facebook friends and followers that he had purchased a giant black clock.

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    Concord Pavilion Gigantic Public Pool Conversion Stirs Controversy

    Concord city officials have unveiled a plan to convert the iconic Concord Pavilion into a sprawling public pool and water park, sparking outrage from residents and environmentalists. Amidst the backlash, conspiracy theories suggest Bill Graham Productions' secret involvement. Officials assure the pool can be drained for upcoming concerts.

    Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal

    A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.

    Area Dad Stuffs Birthday Piñata with Cow Organs for “Authentic” Experience

    In Grass Valley, Dr. David McKenzie's unique approach to his son's birthday left guests stunned: a piñata, traditionally filled with sweets, instead burst open to reveal a variety of real cow organs.

    Grass Valley Woman Sued for Unpaid $16,000 McDonald’s Bill

    McDonald's Legal Drama Unfolds: Upset Customer Faces Grimace Purpleton in Court over Unpaid McBucks

    How Your WiFi Is Poisoning Your Armageddon Supplies

    A new 2-year study suggests that WiFi and cell phone radiation will damage your long-term Armageddon food supplies.
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    Area Cryptozoologist Disappointed to Learn that Local Bigfoot Really Just a Werewolf

    A critter cam caught what area amateur cryptozoologist Keith Bradenshauer claims is a werewolf.

    Biblical Archaeologists Find Noah’s Ark in Nevada City, CA

    A recently discovered diary from the eccentric gold rush preacher Wilford E. Shank suggests that Noah's Ark maybe in Nevada City, CA.

    Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal

    A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.

    Local Man Shows How to Love Humanity by Taking His Shoes Off During a Long Flight

    In a move only he could deem loving, North San Juan's Skyy Wolford removed his shoes and socks on a long flight, unleashing a powerful stench. Passengers and flight attendants alike struggled to endure his "natural" gesture as he propped his dirty feet on the seat in front of him.

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