Cthulhu appeared in the skies over Interstate 80 late yesterday. There is no word from the octopus/dragon-like entity if it has any plans for the people of Earth, however its appearance probably means all humanity is about to end.
Several readers have contacted the Broad Street Beacon with reports of a mysterious beam of light emanating from the sky above Nevada City, CA.
After recent revelations that Hitler may have not committed suicide inside his Berlin bunker in April of 1945, a crack team of anthropologists and archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities set out to find Hitler's grave.
Mr. Wolford is not a scientist, nor does he have any scientific training.
A recently discovered diary from the eccentric gold rush preacher Wilford E. Shank suggests that Noah's Ark maybe in Nevada City, CA.