Nevada City Electrocutes Elephant to Demonstrate the Dangers of 5G
A stunt to prove the dangers of 5G wireless technology is drawing criticism.
Area Schmuck Who “Didn’t Vote for Trump” Coincidentally Supported All of His Policies
When asked if being a victim makes him the real oppressor, he grew annoyed.
Area Jerk Calls ‘Em Like He Sees ‘Em
Lake Wildwood conservative activist Brock Whalen has made a career out of straight talk.
Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dick Ways For A New Dickhead Life With Jesus
In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-LiftPro Shake program.
Area Grandpa Requests His Dead COVID Body Be Dumped on Mill Street
An elderly man stricken with the coronavirus has requested that his dead body be dumped in front of Mill Street businesses that insist on staying open during the pandemic.
PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims
Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.
Grass Valley Approves Human Waste Composting in Nevada City
In a landmark decision, Grass Valley has voted to allow its human waste to be used by neighboring Nevada City.
Self-Study Logging Course Deemed Unsafe By CalOSHA
Several Nevada County homeowners are angry after taking an online, self-study logging course.
Nudists Annoyed By Recent Fire Crews
A group of Nevada County nudists has something to say about recent firefighting efforts near their compound.