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    Teen Enters Volatile Quesadilla Only Phase of Young Adulthood

    Kevin has prepared and eaten only cheese quesadillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past week.

    PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims

    Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.

    Gay Man Finds Nevada City’s Fashion Scene “Beyond Appalling”

    Not Nearly Enough Man Buns, He Claims

    Area Dickhead Abandons Old Dick Ways For A New Dickhead Life With Jesus

    In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-LiftPro Shake program.

    Smug Area Centaur Having Trouble ‘Fitting In’

    According to many locals, area centaur Royce C. Bradley's social anxiety concerns might be "just in his head."

    Mega Mosque Planned Next to Grass Valley Mega Church

    The new mosque will be situated next to the Twin Cities Christian Church on the Rough and Ready Highway just outside the Grass Valley city limits

    How Your WiFi Is Poisoning Your Armageddon Supplies

    A new 2-year study suggests that WiFi and cell phone radiation will damage your long-term Armageddon food supplies.

    Suspicious Rice Cooker Left Outside of Salvation Army

    The Police were dispatched to attend to a suspicious appliance outside of the Grass Valley Salvation Army.

    Combo “Target Joe’s” to Replace Grass Valley Kmart

    As usual with Nevada County, the community is both excited and angry about the new shopping opportunities for the same reasons.

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