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Civic leaders and community organizers in the nation's self-proclaimed marijuana capital, announced this past week that the iconic former Gold Rush town nestled in the Sierra Nevada Foothills will host a "Halloweed Parade" on Wednesday, October 31st.

In a week that outstrips the ordinary and embraces the extraordinary, Nevada City has once again proven that it's not just a town, but a living, breathing, occasionally streaking anthology of the unexpected. From its streets, where the line between the mundane and the mystical blur, to its latest, bold civic decisions, this small town has become the epicenter of an eclectic series of events that could fluster the most imaginative fiction writer.

At Dr. Al Capopped's clinic, it's more than chiropractic—it's a revival. With his 'Neck-o-Matic' and comedic dance routines set to dial-up tones, he's straightening out the 'Tech Neck' epidemic one chuckle at a time.

Sal Smith of Alta Sierra likes to tell anyone who'll listen that wine is good for the heart.

Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley is really angry. But he's not sure what he so angry about.

The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.

Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

"There would not be a nationwide backlash against Critical Race Theory if this were not occurring and being explicitly taught in our schools," said John Miera, a local batshit-crazy racist.

Facebook mogul Mark Zuckerberg has pulled together a task force to, in his words, "show those idiots how to use the internet."