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    The Great Grass Valley Goldfish Gamble

    Grass Valley's Goldfish Gold Rush sets the stage for an epic showdown, challenging Nevada City's Psychic Pet Show and the famed Calaveras Frog Jumping Jubilee. This aquatic extravaganza promises to redefine small-town rivalry with fin flicks, mystic furballs, and high-flying frogs, all in the heart of the Sierra Nevada.

    How Your WiFi Is Poisoning Your Armageddon Supplies

    A new 2-year study suggests that WiFi and cell phone radiation will damage your long-term Armageddon food supplies.

    Nevada City to Host Nation’s 3rd Annual “Halloweed” Parade

    Civic leaders and community organizers in the nation's self-proclaimed marijuana capital, announced this past week that the iconic former Gold Rush town nestled in the Sierra Nevada Foothills will host a "Halloweed Parade" on Wednesday, October 31st.

    Nevada City Week in Review: From Public Nudity to Alien Sightings, Assange Asylum to Sacred Shroud Surprises

    In a week that outstrips the ordinary and embraces the extraordinary, Nevada City has once again proven that it's not just a town, but a living, breathing, occasionally streaking anthology of the unexpected. From its streets, where the line between the mundane and the mystical blur, to its latest, bold civic decisions, this small town has become the epicenter of an eclectic series of events that could fluster the most imaginative fiction writer.

    Heads Down, Phones Up: Grass Valley Chiropractor Battles the Smartphone Slouch Epidemic

    At Dr. Al Capopped's clinic, it's more than chiropractic—it's a revival. With his 'Neck-o-Matic' and comedic dance routines set to dial-up tones, he's straightening out the 'Tech Neck' epidemic one chuckle at a time.

    Local Man Who Says “Wine Good for the Heart” on His 5th Cocktail

    Sal Smith of Alta Sierra likes to tell anyone who'll listen that wine is good for the heart.

    Area Man Not Sure What He’s Angry About

    Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley is really angry. But he's not sure what he so angry about.

    Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses

    The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.

    Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

    Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

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