Kevin has prepared and eaten only cheese quesadillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past week.
Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.
In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-LiftPro Shake program.
According to many locals, area centaur Royce C. Bradley's social anxiety concerns might be "just in his head."
The new mosque will be situated next to the Twin Cities Christian Church on the Rough and Ready Highway just outside the Grass Valley city limits
A new 2-year study suggests that WiFi and cell phone radiation will damage your long-term Armageddon food supplies.
The Police were dispatched to attend to a suspicious appliance outside of the Grass Valley Salvation Army.