Area Woman to Replace Dull Scissors But “Might Keep Them Around”
Nancy Woods said she'll keep her old scissors "just in case."
Charter School Students Stuck in Tulsa, OK Following Awful Chartered Flight Pun
"Dad said this was a real shithole place. Can I say that? Anyhow, I really like it here." said YRCS 8th grader Essence Dominics.
State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary
The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary located in Siskiyou County.
Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing
Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.
Fear and Loathing in Reno: Boomtown’s Famous Lobster Buffet by Loretta Splitair
Like all buffets in casinos, there is a lot of fanfare before one reaches the restaurant, typically buried in an obscure location within the building's bowels. But, I have to admit, and I was excited seeing all of the billboards on my approach.
Nevada City Man Claims He’s Rightful King of England
Nevada City’s Michael Fair Davies claims he’s the rightful King of England.
Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.
Is Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen U2’s The Edge?
What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.
Zuckerberg to Teach Nevada County How To Use the Internet
Facebook mogul Mark Zuckerberg has pulled together a task force to, in his words, "show those idiots how to use the internet."