Trump Promises to Relist Miller Lite as a Dietary Supplement

    Former President Donald Trump has promised to quench the nation's thirst for unconventional healthcare by relisting Miller Lite as a dietary supplement, making local drug stores the newest go-to spots for both a health kick and a hoppy fix.

    Local Restaurant the Willo Name Change Sparks Outrage in Nevada City

    In a melodious mishap that struck a sour note with Nevada City locals, The Willo restaurant found itself in the eye of a storm after renaming itself in a spontaneous ode to Wilco's Jay Bennett, only to face a symphony of dissent and an unexpected encore of remorse.

    Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay

    An area guinea pig has found peace and self-actualization after his 11-year-old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally gave the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.

    Grass Valley Police Pursue Driver With Oversized Korn Sticker

    The assailant Adrian Dyer's car in impound. The car was a hand-me-down from his Grandfather.

    Nevada City Man Still Sucks at Sitar

    Poor playing hasn't kept David "Davi" Simmons from his favorite instrument. Seen here at his usual place on Commercial Street.

    Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner

    An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.

    Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting

    A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

    Nevada City Man Claims He’s Rightful King of England

    Nevada City’s Michael Fair Davies claims he’s the rightful King of England.

    Area Dad Stuffs Birthday Piñata with Cow Organs for “Authentic” Experience

    In Grass Valley, Dr. David McKenzie's unique approach to his son's birthday left guests stunned: a piñata, traditionally filled with sweets, instead burst open to reveal a variety of real cow organs.

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