Arts

The assailant Adrian Dyer's car in impound. The car was a hand-me-down from his Grandfather.

Like all buffets in casinos, there is a lot of fanfare before one reaches the restaurant, typically buried in an obscure location within the building's bowels. But, I have to admit, and I was excited seeing all of the billboards on my approach.

Retired area "old-timer" James Richards has shared a special stash of photos he collected from "his NASA years" with family and friends. However since his recent passing, his son Richard suspects that his Father might have invented not only his astrophysics background, but also fabricated stories about his exclusive "space pictures" of Earth.

In a melodious mishap that struck a sour note with Nevada City locals, The Willo restaurant found itself in the eye of a storm after renaming itself in a spontaneous ode to Wilco's Jay Bennett, only to face a symphony of dissent and an unexpected encore of remorse.

Nevada City has declared itself a "Gnome Sanctuary City" following an unexplained surge in lawn ornament population. Residents are now required to provide food and shelter for any gnome found on their property. While some embrace the new ordinance, others worry about the long-term consequences, fearing an overpopulation crisis and questioning the origins of these ceramic squatters.

Then Donner Family Buffet promises all kinds of authentic Donner Party Food.

Local substitute teacher heroically battles the tyranny of algebra by screening 'Blazing Saddles' to bewildered teens, gets axed, and becomes a martyr in the war against wokeness. Plans to mathematically calculate the erosion of free speech in upcoming book: 'Algebra of Oppression.'

Good-intentioned Feng Shui consultants have created havoc in an area hospital.

Former President Donald Trump has promised to quench the nation's thirst for unconventional healthcare by relisting Miller Lite as a dietary supplement, making local drug stores the newest go-to spots for both a health kick and a hoppy fix.