Area Man’s Space Satellite Photo Collection Probably Just a Rusty 1952 Chevy Truck
Retired area "old-timer" James Richards has shared a special stash of photos he collected from "his NASA years" with family and friends. However since his recent passing, his son Richard suspects that his Father might have invented not only his astrophysics background, but also fabricated stories about his exclusive "space pictures" of Earth.
Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay
An area guinea pig has found peace and self-actualization after his 11-year-old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally gave the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.
Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA
The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first-ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this August. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until the 18th.
Local Coffee Roaster To Sell Poop-Processed Celebrity Coffee
Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur, and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation's first "human processed" coffee roaster featuring celebrities.
Feng Shui Consultant Screws Up Hospital Emergency Room
Good-intentioned Feng Shui consultants have created havoc in an area hospital.
Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers
Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.
Donner Party Family Buffet to Open in Truckee
Then Donner Family Buffet promises all kinds of authentic Donner Party Food.
Lake of the Pines Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font
In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.
Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking
French Existentialists were removed from a Ross Dress for Less clothing store after ignoring numerous requests to stop smoking.