State of Jefferson Translating U.S. Constitution into ‘Authentic Frontier Gibberish’
The State of Jefferson isn't interested in any "mumbo-jumbo" according to the movement's supporters.
Fear and Loathing in Reno: Boomtown’s Famous Lobster Buffet by Loretta Splitair
Like all buffets in casinos, there is a lot of fanfare before one reaches the restaurant, typically buried in an obscure location within the building's bowels. But, I have to admit, and I was excited seeing all of the billboards on my approach.
Area Fascist Thwarted By DSL Issues
Although the disruption in his Internet service didn't stop him from posting on this Readers Will Note blog, his appearances were less frequent.
Grass Valley Criminal Critically Ill After Accidentally Siphoning RV’s Septic Tank
Area petty criminal Jimmie Saldoscent is recovering in custody today after mistakenly trying to siphon gasoline from a local RV's septic tank.
Russians Hack Georgetown High School JumboTron with Porn
Washington D.C. -- A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of a Georgetown high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn...
California Cigarette Purchases Now Require 7 Day Waiting Period
Smokers have to wait seven days for their cigarettes under a new California law.
Nevada City Man to Write Steinbeckian “Trimmigrant” Account of Nevada County
Aspiring author Roy Riffle of Nevada City, CA is writing a Steinbeckian account of local workers.
Grass Valley Post Office Replaces Missing Trees with Weed
The Grass Valley Post office has replaced downed trees with the County's #1 cash crop.
Pet Cougar Makes Neighbors Nervous
Residents of the usually quiet and worry-free neighborhood of Somerset Drive have something to occupy their minds. Their Neighbors have just acquired a pet cougar.