Study: Cell Towers Kill Zika And West Nile Virus Mosquitoes
A massive new study has found that cell towers kill disease-laden mosquitoes.
Grass Valley Criminal Critically Ill After Accidentally Siphoning RV’s Septic Tank
Area petty criminal Jimmie Saldoscent is recovering in custody today after mistakenly trying to siphon gasoline from a local RV's septic tank.
Fukushima Radiation Detected in North San Juan, CA
Skyy Wolford ran around the Sierra Super Stop yelling at people with boats.
Radioactive Material Discovered During Annual Yuba River Cleanup
Two Nevada Union High School students made a scary discovery at Hoyt's Crossing during the annual Yuba River clean up day.
Russians Hack Georgetown High School JumboTron with Porn
Washington D.C. -- A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of a Georgetown high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn...
Study: Local Grocery Outlet Supermarket More Dangerous Than Muslim Refugees
A new study by the Rundex Family Foundation suggests you are more likely to get injured from a falling can than a Muslim refugee.
Area Goodwill Donation Centers Preparing for “Nike Flood”
As local conservatives engulf their Nike clothing in fire for no apparent reason, area Goodwill donation centers say they are being flooded with the apparel giant's clothing.
California Condor Nest Spotted in Area Cell Tower
A pair of mating California Condors were spotted in a Grass Valley cell phone tower.
AT&T’s New “Fuck You” Test Campaign in Nevada County Deemed a Failure
After 1 month, telecommunications giant AT&T is having second thoughts on its new "Fuck You" Customer Service Campaign.