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    Study: Local Grocery Outlet Supermarket More Dangerous Than Muslim Refugees

    A new study by the Rundex Family Foundation suggests you are more likely to get injured from a falling can than a Muslim refugee.

    Area Goodwill Donation Centers Preparing for “Nike Flood”

    As local conservatives engulf their Nike clothing in fire for no apparent reason, area Goodwill donation centers say they are being flooded with the apparel giant's clothing.

    California Condor Nest Spotted in Area Cell Tower

    A pair of mating California Condors were spotted in a Grass Valley cell phone tower.

    AT&T’s New “Fuck You” Test Campaign in Nevada County Deemed a Failure

    After 1 month, telecommunications giant AT&T is having second thoughts on its new "Fuck You" Customer Service Campaign.

    Briar Patch’s Payphone is a Brilliant Marketing Decision: Here’s Why

    So you're one of those people who still look for a public payphone. Well good for you. But wait, there's more. As a local, you may not be aware that the Briar Patch COOP has a public payphone. And here's why it's a great marketing move.

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