Marilyn McDonald is happy with the weight she lost after getting the coronavirus on vacation in Japan.
The Nevada City homeless populations will have to sing renditions of Mack the Knife in order to receive assistance.
"There would not be a nationwide backlash against Critical Race Theory if this were not occurring and being explicitly taught in our schools," said John Miera, a local batshit-crazy racist.
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.
“We’ve never given it a chance here. How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it before?”
Famous author Stephen King was spotted in the local Grocery Outlet, and an area poet captured his appearance.
PG&E said late this week that it plans on installing thousands of fire detectors on power poles.
A Grass Valley resident is still grieving after discovering his beloved cat was caught under the wheel well of his Buick LeSabre and dragged for three city blocks.