Area Woman Reaches Goal Weight With Coronavirus
Marilyn McDonald is happy with the weight she lost after getting the coronavirus on vacation in Japan.
Nevada City Homeless Required to Sing Mack the Knife to Receive Benefits
The Nevada City homeless populations will have to sing renditions of Mack the Knife in order to receive assistance.
Critical Race Theory Found Hanging Outside of School Board Meeting
"There would not be a nationwide backlash against Critical Race Theory if this were not occurring and being explicitly taught in our schools," said John Miera, a local batshit-crazy racist.
Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.
Cement Hill Retiree Thinks We Should Give Fascism a Try
“We’ve never given it a chance here. How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it before?”
Area Poet Commemorates Stephen King’s Recent Appearance at Grocery Outlet
Famous author Stephen King was spotted in the local Grocery Outlet, and an area poet captured his appearance.
PG&E to Install Smoke Alarms on Power Poles
PG&E said late this week that it plans on installing thousands of fire detectors on power poles.
Grass Valley Man Advised to Double Bag Deceased Cat
A Grass Valley resident is still grieving after discovering his beloved cat was caught under the wheel well of his Buick LeSabre and dragged for three city blocks.
Baby Moses Re-enactment Goes Horribly Wrong on Deer Creek
A photo of the unidentified child on Nevada City's Deer Creek who was apart of the baby Moses re-enactment.