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    Voltaire Thinks You’re an Indefensible Bigot and Racist

    Voltaire, the famous Enlightenment philosopher and champion of free speech, is often quoted as saying, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." But what did Voltaire mean by this? Did he truly believe that all speech should be protected, even if it is hateful or discriminatory? In this article, we will explore Voltaire's views on free speech and tolerance and examine whether or not he would defend the right of bigots and racists to express their views.

    Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting

    A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

    Area Guinea Pig Unimpressed With Leftover Short Rib

    A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

    Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

    During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.

    Nevada City Residents Blame Chemtrails for Climbing Insurance Rates

    In Nevada City, local conspiracy theorist Tom Edwards claims soaring insurance rates are due to chemtrails, presenting his "evidence" — a Mason jar half-filled with toenail clippings.

    Locals: Who Do I Have to Blow to Get A Meal Delivered in this Town?

    I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I'd even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn't have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn't have to talk to people to eat.

    Local Coffee Roaster To Sell Poop-Processed Celebrity Coffee

    Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur, and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation's first "human processed" coffee roaster featuring celebrities.

    Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay

    An area guinea pig has found peace and self-actualization after his 11-year-old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally gave the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.

    Shocking Discovery Reveals the Wright Brothers Were NOT First in Flight:

    New evidence suggests that Lyman Gilmore, an aviation pioneer from Grass Valley, California, may have achieved the first human flight in an airplane on May 15, 1902, over a year before the Wright Brothers' historic 1903 flight. A recently discovered photograph has reignited interest in Gilmore's story, potentially rewriting aviation history. While skeptics question the photo's validity, this revelation could shift public perception of who truly conquered the skies first.

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