Weird

The Rundex Family Foundation has published a study confirming that Jesus, like all humans, farted. Underwritten by Divinity Beans, Inc., the findings have led to bizarre corporate tie-ins, including religious-themed digestive aids. Meanwhile, Nevada City is protesting the “blasphemy,” while Grass Valley capitalizes on it with a new "Heavenly Flatulence" tour. Chief Data Scientist Robert Colvin maintains, “The data doesn’t lie.”

The new oversized Stanley Cup mug is taking the town by storm, and women are loving it—except for one small issue: it’s nearly impossible to carry! From strained backs to impromptu arm workouts, this mug has become both a status symbol and a struggle. See how locals are handling (or failing to handle) their new favorite hydration obsession.

Just when you thought Nevada City politics couldn’t get any stranger, leaked excerpts from Laura Loomer’s upcoming speech reveal she’s running for mayor—and her platform includes banning kombucha, building a moat around City Hall, and declaring Nevada City an independent MAGA kingdom. Because, of course. Tune in tomorrow as Loomer makes the official announcement at the Nevada County Republican dinner. #OnlyInNevadaCity #LoomerForMayor?

Stacy Grant, Nevada City’s queen of quirky, has turned the entire stock of San Quentin’s Handicraft Shop into Broad Street’s oddest new thrift store. With a reluctant Toby “Doob” Carnevale slouching behind the counter, selling inmate-made ashtrays and license plates, this shop is a must-see for anyone looking for a dash of “prison chic” with their kombucha.

Nevada City's long-running plan to install stop signs at every intersection is back on, with a new deadline of December 2024. Residents are bracing for "Naturally Halted 2020" (Extended Edition), a traffic control nightmare that has been met with disbelief, sarcasm, and plenty of eye-rolling. Expect your drives through town to slow down—significantly—and maybe forever.

Nevada City’s proposed nuisance law aims to ban anything remotely fun or quirky, from visible clotheslines to unregistered RVs. Critics say it’s a suburban HOA nightmare, stripping the town of its charm. Supporters call it a “necessary step” for property values, while local police just wish they didn’t have to inspect your lawn chairs.

KNCO spent an entire day accusing Nevada County's homeless of eating ducks, cats, and even poaching Bigfoot for jerky. As if the claims weren't bizarre enough, local cryptid enthusiast Dale Hawkins was dragged into the chaos. With no retraction in sight, KNCO continues its fearmongering, favoring wild conspiracy over responsible journalism.

As gun violence infiltrates every corner of American life, remote workers in Nevada City are now required to undergo active shooter training from home. Zoom has introduced virtual drills to ensure employees can protect themselves during meetings. This new safety protocol emphasizes the absurdity of preparing for gunfire while managing emails from a home office.

Nevada City's Greg Thompson has become infamous for his relentless hatred of mayonnaise, ensuring that no social event passes without his passionate critique of the condiment. From its “gloopy” texture to his conspiracy theory about “Big Mayo,” Greg’s anti-mayo rants have become legend. Friends and neighbors, while tolerant, have heard it all before—and will likely hear it all again.