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    Grass Valley Man Advised to Double Bag Deceased Cat

    A Grass Valley resident is still grieving after discovering his beloved cat was caught under the wheel well of his Buick LeSabre and dragged for three city blocks.

    Rush Limbaugh’s Corpse to Appear in Rocklin, CA

    The exhibit, "The Grand Display of the Eternal Rush," is part of an 8-month tour across the United States, Hungary, and Texas. It has now reached Rocklin amidst its sprawling, expensive new housing developments.

    Police Now Escorting Drunk Drivers to Affordable Late Night Housing

    After a long night of drinking, area man Gill Bryant woke up groggy, confused, but mostly grateful for having slept in some sort of bed.

    Briarpatch Co-op Announces “Pay It Forward” Checkout Line

    The “Pay It Forward” checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.

    Humpty Dumpty Kitchen Now Offers Ranch Dressing as a Main Course

    The genius idea came from one of "The Dump's" servers, Daphne Hoosie, after she noticed patrons simply eating sides of ranch dressing.

    The High School Project That Accidentally Powered Nevada City

    Students at the Sierra Academy of Expeditionary Learning in Nevada City built a 100 foot Tesla tower as a part of a special project.

    Gov. DeSantis’ Drag Queen School Guard Frenzy: Florida’s Most Outrageous Solution to School Shootings Yet

    In a shocking twist, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis proposes deploying drag queens to prevent school shootings. This controversial plan, dubbed "Drag Queens for School Safety," has drawn backlash from both the LGBTQ+ community and the general public.

    Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner

    An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.

    Deceased Nevada City Dentist Loved Family, the Philharmonic and Wife Swapping

    Harold Ardon, 92, died Monday at his Nevada City home.

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