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    DOGE Checks Sent Out to Millions of Americans Just Ahead of Tax Day

    Millions of Americans receive mysterious “DOGE Checks” ahead of Tax Day. IRS uncertain if these crypto dividends are taxable income, recommending taxpayers practice “vigilant gratitude” amid widespread confusion and algorithm-driven disparities in distribution.

    Local Democrats Mysteriously Receive DOGE Refunds, MAGA Voters Left Fuming

    Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency mistakenly sends DOGE refunds to Nevada City progressives, sparking outrage among MAGA voters and fueling a satirical crypto culture war featuring TRUMPYCOIN and meme-fueled government chaos.

    EXCLUSIVE: Craigslist Leaks Reveal Bay Area Bus Brigade Paid to Protest in Grass Valley, Funded by “SOROS” Group

    Grass Valley, CA -- In what is shaping up to be the most explosive exposé since the Great Patchouli Shortage of 2016, the Broad...

    Trump Publishes Truth Social Poll Asking If He “Should Just Go Bald”

    Donald Trump sparks media frenzy with a Truth Social poll asking if he should go bald, raising questions about distraction politics, media obsession, and the public’s fixation on spectacle over substance in American political life.

    Trump Promises to Reduce California Gasoline Prices by Dumping Fuel Onto Highways

    President Trump’s "MAGA Pipeline" plan floods California highways with gasoline to lower prices, sparking chaos, safety concerns, and conspiracy theories. Locals react with disbelief as officials brace for environmental and economic fallout.

    RFK Jr. Promises to Fix Texas Measles Outbreak with Statewide “Measles Party”

    RFK Jr. proposes “Measles Parties” to combat Texas’ outbreak, urging natural exposure over vaccines. Public health experts warn of severe risks, but some Texas officials and parents embrace the idea.

    How Mill Street Got Itself Cancelled: A Loretta Splitair Special Report

    Grass Valley's Mill Street transformation ignites a battle between progressive city officials and conservative residents, who see the pedestrian walkway as a symbol of "wokeness" and liberal agendas. The city now faces the challenge of balancing modernization with preserving traditions, while quelling the debate over its direction.

    Gavin Newsom Promises to Move Governor’s Mansion into LA Fire Hydrant

    Gavin Newsom promises to live in an LA fire hydrant to quell wildfire outrage, Trump blames wine, and critics demand Hydro Flasks. California’s water wars reach peak absurdity.

    RFK Jr.’s War on Chips and Salsa: Why It Matters, by Loretta Splitair

    RFK Jr. targets pre-meal chips and salsa in his latest crusade, sparking outrage in Grass Valley. Loretta Splitair hilariously skewers the absurdity while unpacking the broader chaos behind this tortilla-based controversy.

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