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    Local Family’s Viking Funeral Goes Up in Flames on Scotts Flat Lake

    A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently lost their patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with them at their Spanish Lane home.

    HBO’s ‘The White Lotus’ Checks into Nevada City for Season 4

    White Lotus is filming in Nevada City, and the town’s vortexes, Viking funerals, and rogue mayors might be too real for HBO. Walton Goggins is back. Possibly as a ghost. Definitely with a wrench.

    Department of Justice Targets Beacon Editor in National Treason Crackdown: “Too Many Adjectives, Not Enough Allegiance”

    The Department of Justice has launched an investigation into Broad Street Beacon editor Randall Finkelstein, following Trump’s accusation of treason over satirical commentary. Nevada City’s resident rabble-rouser now faces federal scrutiny for exercising free speech with too much flair—and too little deference.

    Nevada City Resident Deported to El Salvador for Installing California-Compliant Shower Head in Texas Airbnb

    A California man was deported after allegedly replacing a high-flow showerhead with a low-flow model in a Texas Airbnb, violating the American Freedom of Flow Act. The bizarre incident, now a satirical flashpoint in the culture wars, has sparked outrage, memes, and congressional hearings under "Operation Dripgate."

    Tipping Bank ATMs Sparks Controversy in Grass Valley: Chase Bank’s Latest Move to Cash in on Customers

    Chase Bank's new AI-powered ATM that asks for tips from customers has sparked controversy in Grass Valley, California. While some are ecstatic about the new option, others are uncomfortable with tipping a machine. This move by the bank has left customers wondering whether it's an attempt to provide better service or just another way to cash in on them.

    DOGE Checks Sent Out to Millions of Americans Just Ahead of Tax Day

    Millions of Americans receive mysterious “DOGE Checks” ahead of Tax Day. IRS uncertain if these crypto dividends are taxable income, recommending taxpayers practice “vigilant gratitude” amid widespread confusion and algorithm-driven disparities in distribution.

    Local Democrats Mysteriously Receive DOGE Refunds, MAGA Voters Left Fuming

    Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency mistakenly sends DOGE refunds to Nevada City progressives, sparking outrage among MAGA voters and fueling a satirical crypto culture war featuring TRUMPYCOIN and meme-fueled government chaos.

    EXCLUSIVE: Craigslist Leaks Reveal Bay Area Bus Brigade Paid to Protest in Grass Valley, Funded by “SOROS” Group

    Grass Valley, CA -- In what is shaping up to be the most explosive exposé since the Great Patchouli Shortage of 2016, the Broad...

    Trump Publishes Truth Social Poll Asking If He “Should Just Go Bald”

    Donald Trump sparks media frenzy with a Truth Social poll asking if he should go bald, raising questions about distraction politics, media obsession, and the public’s fixation on spectacle over substance in American political life.

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