Yubanet.com To Offer Adult Content Every Other Wednesday
A 20-year-old online publication plans on offering adult content to boost engagement.
Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses
The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.
Area Senior Can’t Stop Computer From Printing
Reynaldo M. Rodriguez's printer has stopped working correctly. Mr. Rodriguez prints "every god-damned email" he gets because he's afraid he'll lose it.
Area Anarcho-Capitalist Thinks Local Anarcho-Communist is an Idiot
"This guy lives in la-la-land. It's basic economics. And that's something that Pete doesn't seem to get."
Scientology Building Secret Vault in Graniteville, California
The Church of Scientology is currently building a secret and mysterious vault in Graniteville, CA.
Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner
An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.
Local Woman Doesn’t See Why She Should Shower Before Getting in the Pool Because “No One Else Does”
Area Woman Christine Wayfair is now in hot water with the Police following her protest at a local pool.
Area Conspiracy Theorist Enjoys Scaring People: “It’s a Sport”
Sairhra Ramun of Nevada City says scaring people without evidence is part of waking up "the sheeple."