Grass Valley's BriarPatch COOP has installed a traffic roundabout around its salad bar to mixed reaction.
AAA's Via Magazine has selected Nevada County's Wayne Brown Correctional Facility as a top vacation pick.
An area man is recovering in Sierra Nevada Memorial hospital after his "sexbot" malfunctioned and cut off his penis. Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley, CA purchased the life-sized sex toy last last month after Amazon.com became the first retailer to offer the robotic sex dolls.
Then Donner Family Buffet promises all kinds of authentic Donner Party Food.
Reynaldo M. Rodriguez's printer has stopped working correctly. Mr. Rodriguez prints "every god-damned email" he gets because he's afraid he'll lose it.