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Nevada City resident Charles Jones in his short-lived Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" inside a Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr.

Mr. Praline knew the parrots' lives were in great jeopardy, and not only that, his livelihood as the city's premiere "parrot guide" was in trouble.

Rock icons Metallica transform a West Sacramento IKEA into an impromptu concert venue, baffling shoppers as roadies wrangle cables over flat-packs. Megadeth's Dave Mustang counters with a power tool-laden gig at Home Depot, promising hard-hat mosh pits and nail-gun deals.

In what activists are calling "the great relief," a spokesperson for th Nevada County-based group called Look Up! proclaimed that yesterday marked the 501st day without the scourge of overhead chemtrail spraying of our local skies.

Finally, a way to celebrate your average student.

Local resident Joe Aguinaldo was killed by a cell tower while driving home from Nevada Club where he was nearly arrested for fighting a clown.

Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.

Grass Valley faces a triple crisis as Mill Street controversy, Neal Street ice rink debates, and sinkhole panic collide. Residents grapple with the upheaval, while daredevils seek fame by attempting to jump into the sinkhole, adding to the community's chaos and concern.

A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.