Weird

The controversial 5G tower is set for launch sometime this spring.

An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.

Local substitute teacher heroically battles the tyranny of algebra by screening 'Blazing Saddles' to bewildered teens, gets axed, and becomes a martyr in the war against wokeness. Plans to mathematically calculate the erosion of free speech in upcoming book: 'Algebra of Oppression.'

Area area burglar stole two bookshelves from a local bookstore, but left the books.

The new COVID ward is scheduled to open its doors at the beginning of next week. There will be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.

An elderly man stricken with the coronavirus has requested that his dead body be dumped in front of Mill Street businesses that insist on staying open during the pandemic.

Marilyn McDonald is happy with the weight she lost after getting the coronavirus on vacation in Japan.

The project has an initial budget of 676 million dollars and will be paid for out the City's General Fund and bond measures on the next November ballot.

A group of Nevada County nudists has something to say about recent firefighting efforts near their compound.