Area Man Recounts His Long Relationship with Secret Psychedelic Casino Chimp
An long-time area man took time out of his busy day to describe his decades-long realtionship with his Psychedelic Secret Casino Chimp.
Nevada City’s Deep Connection to Russian Oligarchs
For over a century, Russia's grip on Nevada City was relatively unknown, until now.
Local Amateur Astronomer Spots Giant Black Cube Near Moon
Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted an enormous "Black Cube" near the moon.
Liberal CA Town Bans Scented Laundry Products
"Laundry soap is bad enough, but those dryer sheets are truly disgusting," said long-time resident and local 'scent sensitive' Carole Bellstwat.
Nevada County Celebrates Its 501st Consecutive Chemtrail-free Day
In what activists are calling "the great relief," a spokesperson for th Nevada County-based group called Look Up! proclaimed that yesterday marked the 501st day without the scourge of overhead chemtrail spraying of our local skies.
Grass Valley Teen Gets Pregnant at Teen Pool Party, Parents Sue
Parents are suing after teen becomes pregnant in local backyard pool.
Feds Bust Local Dolphin Masturbation Ring
A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.
ISIS Targets Area Man’s 1989 Buick LeSabre
An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.
Realistic Bumper Stickers Make Local Man a Millionaire
Finally a way to celebrate your average student.