Area Woman Almost Dies Just Thinking About Mandatory Vaccinations
Lisa Fellows of Nevada City thought she was going to die at just the thought of mandatory vaccinations.
Mysterious Pile of Bricks Baffles Residents
Nevada City awoke this morning to find a large stack of bricks on Broad Street.
Nudists Annoyed By Recent Fire Crews
A group of Nevada County nudists has something to say about recent firefighting efforts near their compound.
AT&T’s New “Fuck You” Test Campaign in Nevada County Deemed a Failure
After 1 month, telecommunications giant AT&T is having second thoughts on its new "Fuck You" Customer Service Campaign.
State of Jefferson Translating U.S. Constitution into ‘Authentic Frontier Gibberish’
The State of Jefferson isn't interested in any "mumbo-jumbo" according to the movement's supporters.
Nevada City Experimenting with Polio in City’s Drinking Water
In an attempt to exploit the benefits of 'natural immunity' over vaccine immunity, Nevada City, CA is experimenting with polio in their drinking water.
Area Dickhead Abandons Old Dick Ways For A New Dickhead Life With Jesus
In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-LiftPro Shake program.
Area Racist Has “At Least” 9 or 10 Black and Jewish Friends
An area man wants everyone to know how he's not racist.
San Francisco’s Telegraph Hill Parrots Killed by Salesforce Tower Windmills
Mr. Praline knew the parrots' lives were in great jeopardy, and not only that, his livelihood as the city's premiere "parrot guide" was in trouble.
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