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    Area Man Not Sure What He’s Angry About

    Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley is really angry. But he's not sure what he so angry about.

    Utility Smart Meter Provides Area Woman with Vivid Dreams

    Although many people complain about the effects of electromagnetic radiation, one area woman says they're helping her get a good night's sleep.

    Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses

    The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.

    Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

    Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

    Nevada City Offers Wikileaks Julian Assange Asylum

    A group of Nevada City, California activists are celebrating tonight after they have successfully lobbied the city council to grant Wikileaks founder and chief spokesman Julian Assange political asylum in the town.

    Critical Race Theory Found Hanging Outside of School Board Meeting

    "There would not be a nationwide backlash against Critical Race Theory if this were not occurring and being explicitly taught in our schools," said John Miera, a local batshit-crazy racist.

    Zuckerberg to Teach Nevada County How To Use the Internet

    Facebook mogul Mark Zuckerberg has pulled together a task force to, in his words, "show those idiots how to use the internet."

    Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas

    Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that she was finally going to document what she is now calling "They Called Me A Dumbass".

    Anti-Vaxxer’s Opinion Fails to Prevent Measles Outbreak

    Nevada City's Lisa Fellows doesn't care what the data and science says about vaccinations because, "that's just her opinion."

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