Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dick Ways For A New Dickhead Life With Jesus
In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced that he is giving up his old dickhead ways for a new and reborn dickhead life with Jesus, using the life-changing P45-LiftPro Shake program.
Area Grandpa Requests His Dead COVID Body Be Dumped on Mill Street
An elderly man stricken with the coronavirus has requested that his dead body be dumped in front of Mill Street businesses that insist on staying open during the pandemic.
Defense Department Testing Fluoride Chemtrails In Nevada County
The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems over Nevada County.
PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims
Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.
Grass Valley Approves Human Waste Composting in Nevada City
In a landmark decision, Grass Valley has voted to allow its human waste to be used by neighboring Nevada City.
Self-Study Logging Course Deemed Unsafe By CalOSHA
Several Nevada County homeowners are angry after taking an online, self-study logging course.
Nudists Annoyed By Recent Fire Crews
A group of Nevada County nudists has something to say about recent firefighting efforts near their compound.
Red Fish Who Publishes Shit Remarkably Angers People
How can this be that so many people are so angry over stupid?
Local Church Holding “How To Talk to Grandpa About His Racism” Seminars
A local church is working to reduce racism in the grandpa generation.