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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    Heads Down, Phones Up: Grass Valley Chiropractor Battles the Smartphone Slouch Epidemic

    At Dr. Al Capopped's clinic, it's more than chiropractic—it's a revival. With his 'Neck-o-Matic' and comedic dance routines set to dial-up tones, he's straightening out the 'Tech Neck' epidemic one chuckle at a time.

    Grass Valley Man Rescues Stranded Cat Atop of McDonald’s Sign

    When police arrived on the scene, they told Mr. Reagan that he needed to come down.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Area Woman to Replace Dull Scissors But “Might Keep Them Around”

    Nancy Woods said she'll keep her old scissors "just in case."

    Nudists Annoyed By Recent Fire Crews

    A group of Nevada County nudists has something to say about recent firefighting efforts near their compound.
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    5G Tower Kills Local Man

    Local resident Joe Aguinaldo was killed by a cell tower while driving home from Nevada Club where he was nearly arrested for fighting a clown.

    2.5 Mile Wide Comet to Impact Area Man’s Brain

    Mr. Wolford is not a scientist, nor does he have any scientific training.

    Humpback Whale Spotted in Lake Tahoe Mysteriously Disappears

    A team of scientists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities say they have visual evidence of a stranded humpback whale in Lake Tahoe.

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